Today's observations

1. I'm an idiot who almost slips every time I walk into the bathroom, because built up hair products make the floor very slick. And? Because I can't *see* it, I haven't cleaned it. I know I will fall, and that is when I'll clean it.

2. My Schwan's guy looks just like Drew Carey (yes, the one I pictured naked).

3. There is something kind of hot about having sex while watching Primetime, about "Pope Joan".

4. Kittens have an uncanny ability to become all sweet and cuddly, just as you have your hands on their neck, preparing to squeeze the life out of them.

5. Children have this same ability.

6. Two weeks is too long for my grandmother to be in town.

7. If I walk away from the computer, I actually get stuff done. Weird.

8. My mother should not be allowed to own a cell phone or eye glasses. She actually had my DH drive to Davis (30 minutes away with no traffic) to see if she left her eye glasses in the parking lot or in the UCD game center (and believe it or not, they were there!)

9. It really does not cause physical pain to apologize, and mean it (who knew?).

10. I learned to never let DH take DD to get her hair "trimmed". Looks like she lost about 4 inches. Oh, and she lost another little chunk of hair after she got gum in it tonight (this is right after getting gum in the cat's tail).

I might not update until after the new year, so everyone please have a great (and safe) weekend!