Since others are revealing, I want to, too. I got mine a while ago *pats mailer on back* and it was perfect! Just perfect. I opened the envelope and found an empty m&m wrapper. *snort* My only complaint is that the sender didn't save me ONE m&m! *grin* Thank you for the laugh, mystery person. ;-)
I finally got mine mailed yesterday. *whew* I can't believe how hard it was. And then I had a postage issue (only because I'm an idiot). So I apologize to my receiver.
In happier news, my shoes came today! *happy high heeled dance* I realize that the black ones look great with jeans (almost like boots since you can't see any skin) and the red ones are just adorable. The red ones are a tad too big, but I'm hoping maybe it's because the weather is so cold and maybe my feet are smaller right now.
Anyways, hope you all have happy Fridays and good weekends!
Here are a few offensive jokes that were forwarded to me...
What do you see when the
Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts?
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What' s the difference between
a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends
What's the difference between
a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between
a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to
move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it difficult
to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
What would you call it when
an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the
flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.
What's the difference between
a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal
on the front of the cage along with... 'a recipe'.
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6 comments:
I'm glad you like your new shoes.
Those are great jokes!
*giggle* I've heard most of those but they still crack me up. Have a good weekend. *smooch*
I figured these jokes have already made the rounds, but I always like a good reminder, since I never remember them. Glad you liked them. :)
Ha! Good jokes! I'm going to whip some of these at Mr. Fro this evening and let him revel in my (borrowed) comic genius.
Have a great weekend, MM!
Funny jokes!
*wolf whistle at new shoes*
I like these jokes too.
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