Thursday, May 31, 2007
Exhausted
I could do a list of things I have to get done this week (Holy Carp! The week's almost over!) but I won't bore you with any of that. Suffice it to say, I've been busy. And negligent of my blog. And of my blog friends. I will do better starting, um...next week? Wait no, that's the kids last week of school and we have their promotion and party to plan,..so sometime after that and before my brother's wedding, I will be here more. And at your blogs more.
Now for my questions:
What is the worst/rudest thing you've ever said to someone who was annoying you in public?
and...
What is your favorite wedding memory (not including your own)?
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Tuesday Randoms (and a PSA)
2. I have been busy doing my online traffic school. I think I should have just done a class in person, because it's hard to concentrate (for me) on the online one.
3. My brother cancelled his wedding. Not the marriage, just the actual wedding. Now they want to elope, and very soon. I guess they can always get to know each other after they're married. /sarcasm
4. My DD told her teacher that I said he looked like Tom Selleck. Is that definitely a compliment? Should I be embarrassed? *blush*
5. I am really rooting for Blake to win American Idol, because I just don't care for Jordin, though I think they are pimping her.
::PSA:: Doing cartwheels after the age of 30 (and after years of *not* doing them) can really eff up an already effed up shoulder. On the upside, it shuts up kids who are challenging you and don't believe you can do them.
Sunday, May 20, 2007
Ugh. Was going to update with something light but instead I'll remind any motorcycle riders to NOT EFFING RIDE MOTORCYCLES! A friend was dragged to his death tonight, after not being seen and hitting a car. His young (20 something) daughter witnessed the whole thing from her car, as she followed him. Apparently it was quite gruesome. *sigh* This will also affect my brother's wedding date, since it is his fiance's uncle who died. The man's daughter was to be in the wedding. Poor family.
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Glow's Questions
I would offer, but he would refuse.
2. If you had to eliminate one state from the United States, which one would it be?
Kentucky. I hate the Jerry Springer show and that's where they come from, right?
3. If Spiderman and Superman were forced to fight to the death, who would win? Why?
Superman. I *heart* Supes.
4. Sawyer, Jack or Sayid?
Sawyer - no contest <--Glow's answer was perfect
5. Mohinder, Nathan or Peter?
I'll say Peter since I trust Glow on this one. I have no idea who these people are.
6. For the next hour you have to listen to one song on repeat. What song is it?
Make out Club by Gym Class Heroes or
Numb, by Linkin Park
7. What is your favorite movie? Why?
I really liked Crash. It made me think for days afterward, which is unusual for movies to do. I also consider Love Actually and Ladyhawke among my favorites.
8. Who is your favorite actor/actress?
I love Edward Burns and Drew Barrymore.
9. Avril Lavigne. Yes or no?
Eh, don't care.
10. Do you have a job or a career?
Neither. Stay at home mom, currently. Is that a job?
11. Would you move out of state for a job?
No. My family is here. On second thought, yes. ;-)
12. Have any sharks been jumped by American Idol?
I don't think about stuff like that. I enjoy the show or I don't, but I don't like to analyze them too much.
13. Have you ever gone to a concert by yourself? If so, would you do it again? If not, would you?
Not a chance. I hesitate to go *with* someone, much less alone. I *would* sit in a piano bar (on a ship) by myself though.
14. Did your mom and/or dad make you do chores? If so, what were they?
Not sure if they made me, but I did quite a few. In fact, by a certain age, I did almost all the chores (such as cooking and cleaning). The outside stuff was for the boys.
15. Would you go to a sex toy party with your mom?
Not anymore, but once upon a time...
16. If you were to have a sex toy party, would you invite your boss?
I had a crush on my old boss, so no. Or yes. Hmmm.
17. How big is too big?
*snort* Cannot answer this.
18. What is your favorite reality show?
Big Brother, followed by the Bachelor.
19. Do you have a favorite reality show contestant?
Will Kirby *dreamy sigh*
20. Could you whistle that little tune at the beginning of Peter Bjorn and John’s “Young Folks” for me right now?
Yes, if I could whistle or knew the melody.
21. Howard Stern. Yes or no?
Yes.
22. Do you know any local bands that you would like to pimp?
Nope.
23. Name one state you would like to visit that you have not visited.
New York
24. Why would Pink perform on American Idol after adamantly not giving clearance for the contestants perform her songs?
Because she's a celebrity and they are notoriously stupid and anal.
25. Multi-grain, wheat or white?
White, though not often.
26. Carrots dipped in peanut butter?
Eww, no.
27. Do you add extra butter to your popcorn at the movie theater?
No, I usually ask for "light on the butter" or no butter.
28. Do you have a favorite pair of underwear? What do they look like?
Yes, black hipsters.
29. Name one country song that will help convince non-fans that it isn’t all bad.
I'm not a country fan, but I used to love anything by Reba. And if Alan Jackson can't convince you, nothing will. *swoony sigh*
30. What is in the trunk of your car?
Ack! Of course you ask now! At the moment, there is a pretty bra, blue jeans, and a bottle of Goldschlager. I believe there is also a blanket and an umbrella.
31. What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say Marky Mark?
*swoon* and the movie Fear.
32. Which character from a movie or television show would you be?
I once took an online test that told me I most resembled Jill Taylor (Patricia Richardson's role) from Home Improvement. *shrug* That or Charlotte, from Sex and the City.
33. Who was the last person you hugged?
My son.
34. Have you ever been on a cruise?
Yes.
35. Will I be able to sleep in a tiny closet-sized room on a cruise ship with no windows while constantly worrying and missing my kids?
Yes, the ship will rock you to sleep, and the kids will be fine, I promise.
Monday, May 14, 2007
*procrastinating*
If you could go on one reality TV show, which one would it be and why?
And along with that, is it the one you think you'd be best at, or just one you think would be fun?
I think I might be good at Big Brother, if only I didn't have to be on camera for three months, lol.
Survivor, no way. Can't eat that crap. Or drink the icky water. Too much of a germ phobe to be close to that many dirty people.
TAR is too fast paced for me. I can't even play video games because I get too anxious, so there's no way I could handle that.
According to my kids, I'm not cut out out American Idol, either. *grin*
Sunday, May 13, 2007
Grrr!
I listened as the customers behind me complained, and then watched as they started skipping to the check out in front of us. I kept waiting, thinking patience was important. The more I stood there though, and the wal mart cashier never once acknowledged any of the other customers (particularly ME, since I was there the longest and hadn't complained) the more pissed I got. I thought she should have at least looked up and said *something* letting me know how frustrating it must be. Even eye contact can say a lot. She never did. When the woman with the kids clothes was about done, I decided at the last minute to go the other line, because I realized I was so agitated that I didn't have it in me to be nice to the cashier.
I checked out, and when I got home, I immediately called the store. This is the second time I've called and complained about service somewhere lately, and it's weird because it's totally unlike me. Anyhow, I was surprised to hear (from the manager) that they are "not allowed to make a customer leave the line, for fear of embarrassing them". Wow. I can think of a million ways to nicely tell someone they need to go the next line. Anyhow, the manager also said the cashier *should* have acknowledged the waiting customers, though.
*sigh* So I think I got the cashier in trouble. The manager sounded pissed and said she was going to go right then and have a talk with her. I can't tell whether I feel happy or bad about that.
On another note, Survivor did nothing for me this season. I did not care for anyone in the final 3, nor did I care for the person who was voted out 4th (in case someone doesn't want to know yet, I'm leaving names out). I think I only cared about Alex. *dreamy sigh* And Boo cleaned up nicely too, didn't he??
Thursday, May 10, 2007
sheesh!
Moving on...
I went to my towns parade last weekend. Not much to see until!... I spotted something! Is it Gus? And who is the imposter banana?? And where was Sophie during all of this? *giggle* *bad Tab*

And finally, this guy. Who is he, you ask? I have no idea. I just thought he was cute. *shrug*
In summation, while I do not generally like bananas, I am completely open to banana chips. I also like my new banana scented suntan lotion. :)
Please, tell me what you love or hate about bananas. Plastic or otherwise.
p.s. if you zoom in on the banana picture, the guy on the left reminds me of George Michael for some reason.
Monday, May 07, 2007
finally!

We found a neat little "Family Park" nearby, and went to check it out. We found some huge rocking horses! Boo shoved a kid off this one, so we could ride it together. She said it was very important that the blue on Sanjana match the blue horse. It was very "Bree" like. *rolls eyes*

Sanjana disappeared on us later, and we searched everywhere for him. We found him here, in the Dippin' Dots freezer. We noticed the words "banana split" and decided maybe this was his idea of a sick joke. Fortunately, he didn't suffer from any freezer burn.

I have a few more pics (as does Boo) that I will post later. :)
All in all, meeting Boo was a blast. We had a good amount of time to talk, and were able to cover each and every one of you. In detail. Much detail. ;-)
I did tell Carey that she was easy, but to be fair, she was! And Carey agreed! She was easy to talk to. We started off right away as if we'd always known each other. I'm hoping I can see her again, someday.
P.S. to Jen ~ Boo tried to kiss me at the end, but I told her about us. She was pretty cool with it. *besa*
Friday, May 04, 2007
Updated for Answer *hyperventilates*
::drumroll::
No.
I don't think I can ever kiss another woman, after having Jen. Well, I didn't "have" her exactly, but you know what I mean. *grin*
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I get to meet Boo today! Ohmygosh, what should I wear? What do I say? I'm so excited!!
And!! I got to speak to her while she was at dinner with Carey, Weltek and Michelle, and they all said hi to me! *big goofy smile*
In other (unrelated) news, my older brother is engaged. He's known her for three weeks! :o I have not really met her yet, though I knew her when she was a kid (she's 25 now). Not sure what I think about this. I'm nervous, and will share more later.
For The Office fans, goodness! Was that not an especially hilarious episode last night? I think I'm going to track Jim down and kidnap him. He's too adorable (though about 15 years too young for me)
Ok, wish me luck everyone! I need to figure out how to get where I'm supposed to meet Boo. :)
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Red shoes??
At any rate, it made me realize that *I* have some red shoes I've never worn. I dug them out (ok, grabbed them off the shoe shelf) and made an outfit around them. I tried it all on, and paraded it in front of the family, seeking approval. After everyone said it was ok, I decided I just don't have what it takes to wear red shoes. *hangs head* I have only ever worn black, brown or *maybe* off white, depending on the occasion (like at my wedding). I want to wear the red! They are cute strappy sandals, and I had them on with long navy shorts and a red fitted shirt. But when I looked in the mirror, all I could see was the red shoes. Tell me it's ok to wear red shoes please!
Also, tell me, is there anything you can't, or won't wear?? Anything that makes you feel conspicuous? Oooh! Does anyone here have those gold or silver lamé purses or shoes? They are pretty trendy, but again, I can't seem to do it. I need fashion courage! I also can't wear my high heels with shorts or capris. What are your "can'ts"?
edited to add~ the "lam`e" is supposed to have the squiggle, but when I publish, it goes away. *pout*
Monday, April 30, 2007
It's time again, for...
1. Tab is an Idiot
2. How Tab got a black eye
3. Common Household Accidents
4. What NOT to do right before going to a wedding reception
OR, my personal favorite;
5. Don't drop the effing VCR on your face
*sigh* I guess since my finger was doing better, it makes sense I would need a new injury to gripe about. So, for months now I've been anticipating this wedding reception...and there I was, at the last minute, wrapping the gift when I realized I needed a bow. So I go in my room where I have this shoe box with ribbon and whatnot in it, which is right next to the dresser. On top the dresser is the T.V. On top the T.V. is the VCR. The cord is apparently right near the shoe box of ribbons. My foot was apparently right near the cord. *idiot*
So I step on the cord, and as I'm bent over picking up the shoe box, the VCR comes falling off the dresser. As I glanced up, I noticed nothing. A few seconds later, I noticed intense pain and throbbing, on my left eye. The VCR got me right in the eye. It literally took me several moments to digest what had happened. Poor DS was in the room and started panicking...thinking I was hurt badly. I was in total shock, and can only imagine it felt exactly like being punched in the face (eye).
I immediately iced it, but the swelling started right away. I covered the bruising with make up, and have to admit, it wasn't as bad looking as it could have been. So...that's the story. What title was better?
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Back!
Well, Blogger finally forced me to switch. If only it had the same power over HD. *grin*
As a result of switching over, I had a few blog problems and due to a shortage of time, I had to pull the blog until I worked them out. I'm hoping if you are reading this, it means it's all fixed. :)
I'm still typing minus my left index finger, which is still numb and painful, but otherwise healing ok. I can't wait to have all my fingers functioning again.
And now,....For my debut New Blogger Post, I present:
MM's Interview, by HD
1. What is your favorite Christmas memory or tradition?
Driving around looking at the lights. We usually went to the movies on Christmas day, too. It was a day we all knew we'd be together, so that's what I remember the most.
2. If I invite you to a dinner party, what do you want me to serve?
I want whatever you make to impress your dates, of course! And wine. Lots of wine (for you). And I'll bring dessert. ;-)
3. What kind of exotic pet would you actually consider letting your kids adopt?
Well, ferrets are illegal here, so that would have to count, I guess. Other than that, I would say certain (smaller) wild cats would be a consideration. Or a Sasquatch. But only a female.
4. If we ran "The Amazing Race" together and won a leg, what kind of trip should we receive from the Travelocity gnome?
If it were you and I? I would want to go to Temptation Island, where I might have a shot at getting you. *grin* Seriously, I'd want to go (selfishly) somewhere you've already been, so you could be my tour guide, and teach me all the history you undoubtedly know.
5. Suppose that your blogland buddies were trading mix tapes. Which three songs would you include on your mix tape to let people see who you are?
There are so many to choose from, but off the top of my head I'll say,
1. In the Deep, by Bird York
2. Fix You, by Coldplay
3. I'm No Angel, by Dido
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
I'm skeered!
I am also supposed to go to the lab to have some blood taken. I used to not be scared of these simple procedures, but I'm not used to it anymore and I'm dreading it. I became a pro when I was pregnant because I was considered "high risk" due to having twins. Back then, they took my blood every week. Now? Not so much. *sigh*
Courage! I need some courage. Mmmm, liquid courage? If only I wasn't driving myself! LOL. Remember what I did to get my ears pierced last year? Goldschlager and Valium (left over from flying). Slight overreaction, in retrospect.
Monday, April 09, 2007
Medical oddities (and other stuff)
Next oddity? She had an infection (bacterial, I think) in her mouth. The prescription? Sour candy! She needed to make her mouth water as much as possible. We bought her lemon heads, if I remember correctly. She loved telling everyone about that one.
When she was little, she had another medical problem that always scared me to death. When she was startled, or hurt (even DS pulling her hair, kind of hurt), she would get the wind knocked out of her, to the point of turning blue, and her eyes rolling. The very last time it happened, it was the worst case we'd seen, and I had dialed the 9-1- (of 9-1-1) before DH resuscitated her. Lips and fingernails turned blue instantly. She never did it again, thank cod. But it was scary.
What are your experiences with strange medical problems (if you don't mind me asking) ?
P.S. Can someone tell me why my thumb started hurting, and then a few hours later swelled up and felt tingly? It was also hot to the touch. No bites or broken skin to be seen. Next day? Swelling is down, fever is gone, but there is a small bruise right under the thumb pad (where it was swollen). And it still feels sore. :( I think I'm breaking.
P.S.S. Need some quick advice...(this should prolly be it's own post) I have a friend whose DD, who I'll call snottybratface is known for being highly obnoxious and disrespectful. Whenever I see said friend, I a try to be nice to this girl. She is ten years old, and so bad that my kids beg me not to make them go over there with me. *snort* Anyhow, the other day, as we were leaving a Chuckie Cheesish type place, this girl asks me if I want to get wet...I ignored her, assuming she wouldn't dare squirt me with the water bottle she was holding (I was in my car, with the door open). Next thing I know, I'm wet. My side, and a little on my glasses. I was pissed, and shocked. I couldn't believe her nerve. It was obvious I was not happy, and her mom told her to apologize (it was actually more of a suggestion). Instead, snottybratface laughs at me. No, make that *cackles* at me! Smiling in glee at what she had done. Her mother never made her stop. I pretty much left immediately, without another word to either of them. The problem is, I don't know whether to tell her mom why I am avoiding her now. And yes, I'm avoiding her. Disrespectful kids are intolerable, to me. Might sound harsh, but there it is. I can't do it. No fake smiley "it's oks" from me. Actually, to be honest, I *have* done the fake "it's oks" before, but that was in response to verbal disrespect from her. Now I don't want to be around the kid, now that we all know she can do anything and get away with it.
So, this friend will call me at some point, and I don't know whether to say something or not. Everyone knows her kids are terrible, but nobody says anything. Not even sure if there would be a point. How upset would *you* be? And just to be clear, it's not the *action* that upset me so much, it was the blatant disrespect in how she acted afterward. Help?
Thursday, April 05, 2007
Presumptuous Flushing
So I was in a bathroom stall last night, when something happened that made me wonder; have you ever had one of the automatic flushing toilets misread you? Then I had to wonder if what *I* was doing was normal. How many people do their "freshening up" in the stall, as opposed to in front of the sink and mirror? See, normally I do that stuff in the privacy of the stall, after hanging my purse on the hook. I don't like brushing my hair in front of other people. Frankly, I don't like *looking* at myself in front of others. I have this fear that they'll see me putting on lipstick (or whatever) and think, "ha! she shouldn't even bother!". I guess it's a pathetic low self-esteem issue I never got past. Anyhow, so I was doing it in the stall, when the toilet assumed I was finished, and flushed. Gah! Now what? Let people wonder what the heck I'm still doing in the bathroom, after the toilet's flushed? I miss the old toilet flushing handles that we push with our foot. *pout*
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Don't look, Arkie and HD!
I had DD call DH who was still at work (but should have been off by then) and let him know I needed him. He was with someone, and couldn't leave yet. I was going into shock (I've never had a serious injury like this, and was completely unsure as to how to deal with it). I was sweating, shaking, and starting to panic, assuming I would lose the tip of my finger if it wasn't re-attached soon. I was pretty sure I would not bleed to death, but part of me was afraid I might. Like I said, this was a first for me. Anyhow, my dad came before DH, (we had called him about taking the kids, so they wouldn't have to go to the ER). Just then, DH got home. We went to the ER, where astonishingly, nobody seemed too panicked. Hello!? My finger is falling off, people! *sigh*
I had to wait for over an hour. I even asked the guy if the numb feeling was normal, because I was thinking my finger was slowly dying, from lack of blood flow. By the time I was seen, I was tired, and the bleeding had slowed, but not stopped. The doctor that came in...*dreamy sigh* SO freakin' hot. Movie star good looks. It was ridiculous. So now I was nervous because of him, and couldn't look at him for more than three seconds at a time. He was super nice though. While he numbed the finger (note the swollen appearance of my hand) we talked. Don't ask me what about.
I had two shots in the base of the finger. It hurt. A lot. But it didn't work, so he had to give me two MORE shots (after having the cut irrigated...yuck). I swore a bit during that, because they thought I was numbed, but wasn't. By the time he was ready to stitch me up, I was still not numb. He warned me that the next step would be painful. I had to have the injection on the tip of the finger! OUCH! Hurt like a mofo! It was worse than what I assumed the stitches would have felt like, without the numbing. Anyhow, that was pretty much it. Got home around 1am, I think. The doc said it was unusual that I needed so many injections for it to work on me. I was also almost completely un-numbed by the time I went to bed that night. It was an awful night. Feel free to shower me with {{hugs}} (or gifts). *grin*
p.s. about the midget thing: yes, I kinda knew I couldn't post his picture. I guess that's why I asked. *sigh* He is so stinkin' cute. I *do* kinda know the family, but still, can't post someone else's kid online without permission. Darn it. He's so cute.
Monday, April 02, 2007
New blogger doesn't want me (and other news)
Is it wrong to take pictures of a small person who attends the kids school who I am obsessed with? And is it wrong to share how cute he is, here? Honest answers, please. I love this kid, but I don't want to do something inappropriate.
I tried switching over, for your sakes, but it does not seem to want me. :( For now, I am actually *stuck* with old blogger. Sorry guys!
In other news, this update will take me twice as long to write, as I have 5 stitches in my left index finger. I was going to put a picture up, but decided to let you guys decide whether you want to see it. It's gross, so be forewarned. Cast your vote in a comment. :)
I have a long icky (graphic) story behind it, but simply do not not have the patience to type like this for very long, so I'll wait until it's a little easier. Maybe if we decide on doing the pictures, I'll tell you more about it then.
Also, to end the KFC saga, I thought I would share what happened on Friday. DH went to KFC on his lunch break and noticed the District Manager's truck in the parking lot. He hadn't seen or talked to the guy in almost 10 years, but decided to stop and go inside (instead of the drive-thru). They ended up chatting for a while, when DH had to go to the car for his wallet. When he came back in to order, guess who helped him? Sam, the co-manager! She must have been told who he was and she profusely apologized to him! He said she seemed genuine. Anyhow, I thought it was pretty funny that the same day she gets a "talking to" by the DM, the plaintiffs husband comes in, and is friends with her boss. I bet she was mortified. *giggles*
Ok, I've had to do a zillion corrections while typing, and I am tired, so I'll have to end this update here. Don't forget to vote 'Yes' or 'No' on the icky finger injury pictures.
Friday, March 30, 2007
Ok...
I remember one time getting the worst service EVER at a nice Italian place in Reno, and I never called and complained, and I regretted it for years. I *still* get angry when I think about that night. I ended up leaving with my little brother (then about 14) and my kids. The rest of my family stayed, and she had the nerve to say something about how difficult I was being, to them! Bitch! And know how I was being difficult? I asked her for a larger table, because she thought that my twins could sit in high chairs, behind us, instead of at the table!
Also, they did not have children's menus and she said there was a $10 fee just for sitting there, whether you ate or not. It was ridiculous. I told everyone in my family to stay, but took my brother (who hates pasta) and my two year old kids to Denny's, instead. To this day I'm pissed my family didn't just leave with me. Grrr! See? I would feel better (and let it go) had I done something about it at the time. That's why I did this time. No more regrets.
What was your worst dining/waitress/waiter experience? Did you complain about it?
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
What should I do?
So, tonight, being the good mother I am, I decided dinner would be KFC. It was just the kids and I, since DH was working late. We ordered 3 snacker combo meals. Mine were buffalo snackers, and the kids got regulars. Normally, I check everything before driving away, but for some reason, tonight, I went straight home. The place was slow, the drive-thru girl was really nice, and it just *felt* ok. So, we get home and I start to unpack the bag. Everything is right, minus two original snackers. I immediately call the store, letting them know what happened, and that I'd be coming back. DD offered to run in, so I gave her the receipt and waited in the car. When she came out, she seemed upset because the "manager" questioned her, and basically let her know that they didn't believe we didn't already have the two snackers. I thought maybe DD was being too sensitive, so on the way home, I asked her to repeat the whole conversation.
By the time we got home, I was fuming. I called the store and asked for the manager. When whoever answered it handed the phone to her, I heard her say, "have fun", which kinda annoyed me. Do they have caller ID? I know some places do. Anyhow, I told her my DD seemed to feel as though she didn't believe her, and that I thought it was inappropriate to do that to a child, and that she should have asked my daughter to get me, if she wanted to question our honesty. She told me that "the employee says she remembers making 6 snackers, so that's what I'm going on..." I told her that unless she packed the bag personally, it was in bad taste to question a cutomer's honesty. I also told her it was not worth my time to drive back over there for $2 worth of free food. *rolls eyes* I asked if she was really the manager, and she confirmed that she was the "co-manager". She never apologized, but kept saying, "well ok, thanks for calling". So now, I am pissed. I think I am going to call the district manager tomorrow and let him know what happened. How is it that *I* was wronged (on accident, which is why I did not cop an attitude when I called to let them know I was missing food) and then *I* am made to feel like the bad guy??? What would YOU do??




