*sigh*

So this morning, after my shower, I noticed that DH had trimmed his hair. And not the hair 'up there', IYKWIM. I was slightly agitated, because I knew it was probably with the expectation that *I* would appreciate his efforts, which means scrumping was in my near future. But I figured, no biggie, I'll ask him to make sure there is just no evidence of his grooming habits in the future. When I came out from my shower and checked my email, I see I have one from a magazine place, telling me that he bought me two subscriptions. One is for Cosmopolitan, (which he always thinks will lead to exciting new sex tricks, though it usually doesn't). The other is Woman's Day. Umm...is he calling me a woman? Because I don't like that.

Anyways, after doing some tasks I had around the house, I had to run around doing some errands. While I was out, DH called me and we decided to grab lunch out. We went to Panera Bread, had some soup, and then he said he was coming home for a second to get something. I got a little defensive, wondering if this was going to be when he would make his move, though I didn't say anything of course. I beat him home, (even taking another route, just to make sure I did, because I was feeling competitive) and when I got there before him, I rushed to get inside, so I could look all relaxed when he got home, to rub it in that I was so fast. To my surprise, sitting on the computer desk, was a big bouquet of roses. Pink, yellow, & peach. Very beautiful. The note said, "Since today is the last day of your month, I had to do something special". The "last day" reference is because I made a big deal out of my birthday this year, and told him that I didn't just get the day, I got to have a whole month. Pretty nice, eh?

So now I feel really rotten for being so agitated about him wanting to get laid. He's been pretty nice to me lately. Makes me nervous. Almost like he knows I'm cheating on him (with Jen). ;-)

And! He just came home with $10 cash (for the Survivor pool) and the new Grammy Nominees CD that I wanted! Something's up.

P.S. Cash is being mailed tomorrow, Carey!