1. I lust after the father of one of DD's friends. I have been for 6 years now. He is extremely good looking and nice and he says my name alot when we talk. It makes me swoony.
2. I returned a pair of Jeans without the belt they came with. (this makes me feel guilty)
3. My Schwan's guy talked to me for about 10 minutes today, saying really weird stuff about 30 being my "prime", and after the first two minutes, I zoned completely out and pretended to listen to him. In the end, I have no idea what all he said, but I smiled and nodded alot. I also pictured him naked. (oh god, did I just admit that?)
4. I swore like a sailor today when a fly kept buzzing around my head. I really surprised myself, since I normally don't swear (much).
5. Sometimes, when DH calls home during the day, I lie and say I'm on the other line.
Okay, your turn. Confess something. It will make you feel better. Or, at the very least, it will make me feel better.
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Good morning Sunshine.
You know what is weird? I am trying to think of something juicy to confess or even something trivial or funny and I just can't come with anything. How boring is that?
Father, forgive me for I have sinned. Can I have a wafer and some wine now?
Morning, Dear.
1. I play on the internet on company time.
2. I get happy when it's time for the kids to go to their dads because it means I get a break for a bit.
3. I really don't like my kids some days when they are fighting CONSTANTLY and arguing with me.
4. Even though I don't always like my kids (and their behavior), I really do love them.
5. I still occasionally fantasize about a previous ... umm...well...he wasn't a boyfriend, that's for sure! He was one of those "friends" that I had an upfront understanding with, ifyouknowwhatImean.
6. I really, really want to go home from work.
7. I'm quite grateful that Larry works all day Sunday. I will have peace and quiet from the time I wake up until he gets home at 11pm.
OMH, that's so freakishly funny. I love your blog. Can that be my confession?
My confession: I've had one or more fantasies involving the lovely ladies of OT. Of course they were all making me dinner.
*runs*
*gasp*
I exchanged a couple of dresses but I forgot to bring back the extra buttons they give you. So now I have two extra buttons *YAY ME*
I eat dinner while sitting on the sofa when DH is out of town. The food does not always reach my mouth first *smirk*
Momma, Slim and Tish, thank you. YOU know how to play this game. Zombie and Carey, try harder, dammit!
Momma, I can relate to some of yours and #5 made me laugh.
It shocks me to think that Slim had a fantasy about the OT ladies cooking for him. I think that must be code. ;-)
Tishy, I totally understand about the blog thing. And don't worry, nobody really thinks you're a good girl. *grin*
*gasp* @ nookie. This changes everything. I don't know that I will ever look at you the same way again! *snort*
Another confession.
I accidentally wore my undies inside out the other day. And, I didn't change them when I went home at noon to check on some things.
LMAO! That? Is a good confession! I seriously laughed out loud when I read that, nookie, thank you! I have to admit, when I get dressed in the dark (nightie) I often wake up with it on backwards or inside out, myself.
*smooch*
I've been trying to think of something to confess. I just don't have one.
A confession that is both juicy and not allowed on my blog:
While Momma and Tishy are mentioning their *ahem*friends from the past, I have been plotting to hook-up with one of my guy friends tonight and to make that situation into an *ahem*friends situation. He tried two weeks ago and I wasn't sure what I thought about the situation, but now I have decided.
(No halo for Iggy today....)
I was picturing YOU naked while I read your confessions! :-)
What did you say???
1. I have a major crush on a client. He makes me very swoony. And I think he's attracted to me, which makes me swoon more.
I would never do anything inappropriate, but there are times when I cannot stop looking at him.
2. I am seriously attracted to bald men.
3. I would like to be someone's favorite for just one day. *pouts*
Um, there isn't anything really deep or dark.
1. Sometimes, I like to do a little what-if thing about a guy I knew for a week when I went on a band trip to Germany. He played drums and said the nicest things...in French and German. *sigh* It was so romantic how we didn't let the language barrier keep us apart.
2. I yell to startle my kids into listening to me sometimes, when they've ignored me when I'm asking them to do something. I kinda like watching them jump.
3. I don't have any tomato sauce and I've already browned the meat for spaghetti. Now I have to go to the store and I feel stupid.
4. I've never had a crush on anyone based on their looks. My GFs in high school had all chosen a guy to crush on from the Grade 13s, and they kept bugging me, because they "knew I had one". I didn't, so I lied. They still bring his name up, and I forget who he is, until they remind me about my "big crush" in Grade 9. I can't bring myself to tell them I made that up.
4. I'm with Tishy on her first post. All of it.
5. Nookie has made me laugh myself silly today.
6. I let Conner have his afternoon snack in our bed on the weekends when Michael is playing golf. The snack doesn't always make it to his mouth first either.
1. I have envisioned a secret bi-coastal peep meet between you, mtw, zombs & I (hmmm... maybe this is mtw's fantasy?) *wink*
2. I feel guilty wasting so many hours on blogs & OT.
3. Boo is my favorite every day! *grin*
I must confess, I am such an innocent that I really have nothing to confess.
Maybe Zombie has a unicorn joke for you, arkie the pure. :P
*smooches Nutzy*
Iggy wins the award for juiciest confession! Yay Iggy!
Nookie still wins for funniest.
MTW wins for keeping at all about ME! *smooches*
Nutz, if that wasn't already his fantasy, it might be now.
Seana, you are cute. Even your confessions are cute.
Boo, numbers 1 and 2 were good. That's the kind of confessions I wanted. Good job!
Jen, Arkie, Zombs and Carey have all failed. I'm very sorry guys. No awards until you fess up. Arkie, you've made it easy for yourself, all you have to do now is admit you lied. *smirk*
Tishy, ditto on going commando. Ever done that in a skirt? ;-)
Woohoo!!!! I win. :) (hopes to continue winning streak throughout the day)
Ok, how's this?
I have a friend who I knew for a very short time in high school. She moved to Arizona and we started writing each other. We send each other b-day and x-mas gifts. It's been about 8 years that we've carried on with this. We really have nothing in common, we weren't even good friends to begin with. I find it increasingly hard to think of things to write to her, because I just don't care anymore. I realized last week that I had forgotten her b-day (in October) and I'm thinking of forgetting about x-mas too. I don't want to write her anymore. I'm done. *sigh* (Am I awful?)
MTW's confessions:
1. Nutz is right on about my fantasy.
2. I'm gellus that I grew up before the concept of "friends with benefits" caught on.
3. I don't understand nookie's "food doesn't always make my mouth first" confession.
4. I used to think all of you were *nice* girls.
5. I'm relieved you're not! :D
6. And the grand finale. The really big confession: I am enjoying Martha's Apprentice more than Donald's!
And good luck, Iggy! Woohooo!
Thank you, Jen. I think you will be relieved when you cut ties. I know it sounds mean, but life is short. Stick to your real friends.
(see? it wasn't SO hard to think of a confession!)
MTW! Are you implying we are NOT nice girls?
And, do you have a confession about your feelings for Martha? Is that what you're really trying to say, here?
Hey Iggy, you'll have to come back and report whether you got any! ;-)
*taps MM on shoulder*
Excuse me? I believe there was mention of an award?
Ooh! Yes. Jen get's the "Bitch Award". *grin*
Happy now?
There is nooooo way I would ever admit to my sins even if I had any.
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil.
I did tell our computer dude to put gay porn on my coworkers computer today. She hates gays and is as frigid as they come when it comes to sex. she is the company rat fink and we all hate her. So I thought gay porn as her screensaver would be kind of funny.
There, I feel better.
Hey! I am a nice girl! I am one of the prudes around here.
MM: I have proof that mtw would DO Martha! He confesses exactly that in the summary writer sign up thread here:
http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/cgi-bin/dcboard.cgi?az=show_thread&om=301&forum=DCForumID75&omm=12
Carey! I am so proud of you, for confessing to it and for doing it! I'm not sure which is better. You win for for most creative use of gay porn. Yay!
Now, I'm off to do some reading in the Apprentice forums...
Holy crap! Not only does he want to DO her, he wants to summarize it! Go MTW! We'd love to hear about it. :P
*waits with MM*
I hope he puts the summary of his doings with Martha on his blog! He can compete for the smuttiest man blog title! (You already have it covered for us gals!) *wink*
Gosh, what a fun little blog this is.
*blushes at all confessions and give Iggy the high 5*
There is a guy in Jeremy's lab who hits on me when drunk (in a rather unsubtle fashion. ie Mr Bob is right beside me when he asks me to go home with him). I tell him to shut up/drop dead, but I'm still flattered. Guys just don't hit on me and this guy is so obvious.
There is more, but I might be too embarrassed to post.
Embarassment is banned from this blog. Besides, imagine how much better you'll feel when you let it all out...
*hopes Bob shares something smutty*
I'll wait for some more confessions or maybe an Iggy update!
MM, I had a dream about you last night. Should I share the details here or save it for my blog?
My confession? I'm worried that posting here will keep Bob from confessing smutty secrets.
My other confession is that I like sleeping alone. I just Cannot Stand Eric's breath right now; he normally has bad breath at night, but with my increased sense of smell, it almost makes me gag.
Sorry to bring you all down. But at least it was halitosis, not hemmorhoids.
True true confession. Mr Zombs will verify.
When we had just begun dating(maybe 2 months in at the most) we were in the act of passion. I let one rip by accident. He stopped looked at me and I yelled "wheeeee!" and then proceeded to giggle. He kept trying to go and actaully finished. Me? The moment was over. I did not stop laughing the whole time. Not as fulfilling for me as him. He told me that was the greatest thing when I yelled "wheeee!" made him fall in love quicker.
Now Zombie has me giggling.
Iggy update:
:(
MTW~ you need to tell me somewhere, here or there will do. And if I did anything embarrassing in it, you should PM instead. :)
So sorry Coco. I really do understand that one. *pops breath mint into mouth*
*smooch*
Zombie, between the hemmorhoids and this, I can truly understand why he loves you. You? Are a dork, and I lvoe you.
Ack! What happened? Or why didn't it? You okay?
Apparently, I was very, very wrong about the whole thing, and was very sternly told so. Now I'm feeling awful for making a move, he's feeling awful for being unclear (which he definitely was). Not feeling so hot right now, actually.
Aww Iggy! I'm so sorry. Why are boys so stupid and unclear? Don't worry so much about it, I'm sure he'll be kicking himself over it.
{{hugs}}
I played hookie from work yesterday for the first time ever. It made me sick all day that I lied. So I did end up sick aboutit and will never do it again. I'm such a loser!
Ah Iggy.
Boys suck sometimes. Stupid boy. You want me to blow him up fo you?
I'll finish my confession, but partly because it didn't work last night, as Mr Bob was tired and cranky and so I didn't get any (didn't really feel like it either). *sulk* So this is not a sure fire thing.
But after going out with sorta obnoxious hitting on me guy, It is soooo nice to go home with Mr Bob. It is often very good after. Something about being thought of as desirable by someone else makes it a lot of fun with Mr Bob.
usually
*sulk, kicks rocks*
Bob, that is sweet. Not really a "confession" I don't think, but very sweet. I understand what you mean.
And I think you should blow up Iggy's friend for sending mixed signals. Ugh! Stupid, stupid boys.
Aww, Sonya. Sorry you didn't get to enjoy playing hooky. Didn't you ever skip school or anything?
Chemistry like that is hard to ignore, isn't it? LOL @ DH's friend seeing your "parts".
I think I will do a confessions post every week or so, so we can all clear our consciences. *grin*
hmmm are we doing true confessions?
I'm loving them and sorry to hear about your idiot guy-friend Iggy.
My earlier confession was pretty tame, so here are a few juicy ones.
1. I once made a real life pass at an OTer that many never even knew I met.
2. Like PM there are probably more than a few naughty pictures of me floating around online
3. My parents were a bit worried about me till I was half-way thru college because they never saw me with a girl.
4. They were very very wrong and once I reached the tunnel at the end of the light at 26, I quickly caught up on everything I missed :P
5. I'm very flirtacious and aggressive online yet super-shy in person.
LOL, well done, Slim! What do I google to find those pics? ;-)
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