... this quiz cracked me up! (I spent about 30 minutes trying to get it to link with just text, and could not do it. I followed the freakin' directions over and over and it just would not work for me. Any ideas? ) Anyhow, here is the link (in it's entirety, Grrr!)
*caution: might not want to click on this from work!*
http://www.modestypanel.com/SorSE/
And here's a couple of jokes I thought were worthy of a chuckle, too.
What's the difference between anxiety and panic?
- anxiety is the first time a man can't get it up the second time.
- panic is the second time he can't get it up the first time.
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This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?""What? You're crazy!" she said."Look, don't worry," he said. "It will be quick, I promise you.""Nooooooo! Someone may see us, a neighbor, anybody...""At this time of the night no one will show up. Come on, sweetie, I really need it.""I've already said NO, and NO is final!""Honey, it'll just be a really small blowie... I know you like it too.""NO!!! I've said NO!!!" Desperately, he says, "My love, don't be like that. I promise you I love you and I really need this blowjob."At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown and her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes she says: "Dad says, 'Dammit, give him the blowjob or I'll have to blow him but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom button so the rest of the family can get some sleep."
This last joke was actually a commercial the first time I saw it, and much funnier that way. But still, pretty good in this form too, I thought.
edited to add~ check out CSTL's blog for the video of the commercial! (the Awful Truth, at the top of my links)
Everyone have a great Friday and enjoy your weekend! *smooch*
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Heh, heh! Happy Fryday, MM!
I remember seeing that ad (on the internet of course). Funny stuff! Thanks for the chuckle!
~ EmRB
lol...I have that commercial...if I can find it I'll link it to my blog.
LOL! I remember seeing that one too! All the guys I work with were crowded around my desk watching it.
I got 10 out of 16. Funny stuff.
Have a good weekend mm! *smoooches*
I got 8/16 the first time...I need to watch more porn. ;-)
Oh I have the video posted on my blog.
I'm with CSTL, 8/16. They all look like sex faces to me. What do I know about all that other stuff the people were really doing when they could have been having sex like the smart models?
Swami <--- sticks to what she knows
Thanks for finding the commercial CSTL! (and yes, more porn for you!)
Have a great weekend Em and Lights! *smooch*
LOL @ Swami! I agree. Stupid people. :D
I'll check these out when I get home. :)
Happy Friday, Tab! *smooooch*
Well, that's just not very good, is it? You scored 9/16.
That's funny! Know what was most funny? Two of them were wrestling pictures! *snort*
Lol!!!
Have a great weekend!
Nutz, I was going to comment about the wrestling pictures too. I only got 7 out of 17, but I kinda got bored about halfway through. It's the same reason I'mlosing interest in spectator sports. I'm a *do-er* not a watcher!
Ha! I'm doing more than flirting with him! *sticks tongue out at Future Ex-Mrs. MTW*
I only got 6. Why does sex look like pain?
Mom???
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